You Know You're Addicted to Neopets When...

1. Elephantes live in Africa (if you don't get this one you're definitely addicted)
2. Your computer is in classic mode instead of XP mode
3. You have the following Firefox add-ons installed: Adblock, Noscript, FasterFox
4. You know what an advent calendar is
5. You think the red cross is green
6. When the navigation toolbar doesn't load and you still know where the shop wizard is - Holly
7. You tell your boss you'll send him a neomail--and you meant to say email. - morningstar
8. When you skip school on Jhudoras Day to try and get a wand from the tower.
9. When you pretend to be sick just so you can restock on half-price day - rarity97
10. Fairy is incorrect spelling, it's "Faerie"
11. When you write "pteri dish" instead of "petri dish" on your lab report - delxex
12. When you ask your art teacher where the spotted paint brushes are kept - sir_jellybelly
13. When you call your friend just to tell them you restocked an unbuyable - athenisa
14. You print out screenshots of your restocks and tape them to your wall
15. Your schedule is based on neopian standard time - ridiculer
16. When you try to eat an omelette in three bites - neosupermariofreak
17. The only time you're not thinking about Neopets is...uhhh...-shalzbut
18. When you're American and "realise" that you can no longer remember how to spell "defense" (defence?) - schezan
19. When you IM people with *unsure* and *cry* - irishassassin07
20. When you tell people you don't like, "fail and self-ice" and walk away - irishassassin07
21. When you give your friend a pile of dung and tell them to put it in their closet - buoyalime
22. Your chore list includes doing kitchen quests and dailies
23. If you say "n00binated" to your opponents after you beat them in a game - athenisa
24. You're scared of going to "offsite" links, which basically include anything besides Neopets and Google
25. Instead of saying "I'm calling the police" you say "I'm reporting you" - morningstar
26. Instead of saying Candycane, you accidentally ask for a Candychan - iwasfrozen151
27. When you're saving up so you can buy peas - betta248
28. When you ask your friend if their dog is a purebred poogle - jaaj26
29. When your happiness goes up and down based on lab ray zaps - anime__fantasy
30. If every other page view is either the battledome chat or your shop till - masterxed2
31. When you set egg timers around the house so you know when your training courses end - anime__fantasy
32. When you have a separate MSN account for your neo-friends - soccerfreak3587
33. When you stay up past your bedtime to do dailies at the stroke of midnight - death_by_my_love
34. Instead of saying egg, you say negg - icebirdx
35. When people mention a robot jetsam or a darigan eyrie, you'll know one off the top of your head - masterxed2
36. When you're always sleep deprived the day after a sidebar that's only available at midnight is released - irishassassin07
37. When your Firefox bookmark toolbar is filled with neopets links - masterxed2
38. You list guilds you've either created or lead to glory on your resume under leadership skills - dragonhighlord9
39. When you wish you had a time machine so that you could have horded thyoras tears back when they were 100k - masterxed2
40. When you can name over 40 shops by just their ID - anime__fantasy
41. When you start using neopian economics as a basis for understanding monetary policy - irishassassin07
42. When TNT doesn't destroy things, it just freezes them - anime__fantasy
43. When you can think of something to post on this list - irishassassin07
44. If someone tells you their pet's gender changed and it's no big deal - irishassassin07
45. You know how to spell the word "Transmogrification"

Got one we don't have? Submit it to me via the Contact Info form, starting it off with "You know you're addicted to neopets when..." with your username in the Name field. (type Anon if you want to be Anonymous)