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Attack Leaf!How can I write an entire page about an item that doesn't exist you say? Well someone challenged me to do so, which means that well, I'm pretty much obligated to do so. Thus, here it is: An entire page devoted to the (Not-so-legendary) Legendary Attack Leaf! Some people say it's the replacement for the attack peas, other say it's a cruel joke played by TNT on a weapon hungry populace in order to spite the complainers. But what exactly is it? Released to the public under the impression that it would stock in Battle Magic, it was never put into the Neopian Database. It's unsearchable on the shop wizard and trading post, which pretty much implies that this item does NOT exist. But according to the news it does? This isn't the first time that this has happened, there's also the case of the Improved Battle Plunger...but really, who cares about a plunger? This is an ATTACK Leaf we're talking about here! Just by merely putting the word "Attack" in the weapon name, this weapon has automatically become something sought after and desired.
WANTED
Sought after for over three months, this elusive flora has been at odds with the general Neopian public for what seems like forever. Ever since its first appearance in the news, it has sprung up in various saloons, whispered about in ther shadows, but never found. REWARD FOR CAPTURE: 200 DUBLOONS The funny part is...nobody actually knows what the attack leaf does/will do/might do/should do. Thus, several conspiracy theories have been implemented as to its exact reasons for existing (not existing?)
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